I'll keep this short, because I can only hold back the vomit in my throat for so long. I'm sure you've all seen the video for Cobra Starship's "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)," and if you haven't then be sure to check it out below. The Content wasn't planning to give this, amazing display of all things wrong with music, any space on our page; however, new shit has come to light, and we couldn't resist. Apparently, the Snakes On a Plane record release party is coming to the Key Club on August 16th, and "super group" Cobra Starship will be there tearing the house down. Let's see... if they get a 60 minutes set, then that means we only get to hear "Bring It" 20 times. Can anyone say "mass suicide!"
"Oh calm down Nick, it's just suppose to be fun." Blah, blah, blah. I know fun, and I know irony - this song has neither. How sweet is this fake SOAP poster I found though?
[mp3] Cobra Starship - Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)
Just who comprises this eclectic group of cyborgs?
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