You let us down Philly!

"URGENT TROUBLING NEWS:

LIARS PHILADELPHIA SHOW CANCELLED!! PLEASE CONTACT THEATRE OF LIVING ARTS 215-922-2599 FOR FULL TICKET REFUND.PLEASE NOTE:THIS IS NOT OF OUR OWN VOLITION..
FOR REASONS BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION LIARS ARE NOT WELCOME IN PA ON WED 5/17/06. WE WIIL HOWEVER BE IN DC AS PER "THE PLAN" THE FOLLOWING NIGHT 5/18/06 WITH SACRIFICIAL CHEESESTAKES AND 76ERS.. OUR DEEPEST SYMPATHIES.. BROKEBACKLIARS" (Liars)

Pitchfork Media tells us that "According to their booking agent, the 'reasons beyond our comprehension" were poor ticket sales. Philly!' (PFM)

Hey Chris, your city's on notice.